Richard's Podcasturbation

If you ever suspected that podcasting is just another form of masturbation, you were right! These audio recordings feature Richard Lovel as he masturbates both mentally and physically --stream-of-consciousness essays composed during his (too) numerous masturbation sessions.

WARNING: these podcasturbation contain candid discussion of male masturbation and recordings of actual masturbatory orgasms. The listener may experience sexual arousal and feel an urge to masturbate. Males wishing to limit or refrain from chronic masturbatory gratification are advised not to listen.

Podcasturbations

All files are in Windows Media Audio format. Newest productions are at the top of the list.

The Slippery Slope 2007-10-05
We've all been there. We shouldn't masturbate today. We won't masturbate today. And then a stray erotic thought ... and before we know it we are sliding down the slippery slope of temptation.
How hard can it be? 2007-09-30
A meditation on the special relationship between the male masturbator and his erection. Ladies too might find some academic interest in this one.
Control Yourself 2007-08-24
We consider whether you have been masturbating too much, and what (if anything) you can do about it.
I want to be good but my penis won't let me 2007-08-08
I try to control it. I really really try.
I'm full of it 2007-08-05
Do you ever feel full of it? There's only one thing to do.
I miss fucking 2007-07-27
Even a chronic masturbator sometimes yearns for the real thing. But not enough to let go of his own penis.
Do You Worry You do it Too Much? 2007-07-22
If you are worried that you might be masturbating too much, then you are. Is there hope? Well, no. And yes. Sort of.
Just Sitting around Jerking Off 2007-07-16
A listener asked for a podcasturbation of just jerking off for fun. I tried to keep it simple, but couldn't help expanding a bit on that deliciously expressive term, "jerking off"
Orgasm Management 101 2007-07-04
Fundamentals of Orgasm Management. Efficient management of ejaculatory resources to achieve personal masturbation objectives. Full, partial, and ruined ejaculations, as well as orgasm delay/denial.
Masturbation Makes You Stupid 2007-06-29
Do you feel "stupid" when you masturbate? If not, then you are missing a lot.
Just One Word: Plastics 2007-06-19
"I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Plastics." Plastic Pussies, that is. I'm on the make again for my plastic pussy, fucking the daylights out of it and reminiscing about how the real ones used to feel. [21 minutes]
The Urge to Masturbate 2007-06-08
Let's talk about the urge to masturbate. Why is it so irresistible? [24 minutes]
Opportunity to Masturbate 2007-06-03
An unanticipated opportunity came up, and what else could I do? In this unplanned podcasturbation I ramble on about the experience of being a chronic addicted masturbator and edge myself to orgasm. [24 minutes]
Introduction to Edging 2007-05-27
In this long [60 minutes] podcasturbation I provide a discussion of edging and an introductory exercise. It is aimed at the newly chronic masturbator who is inexperienced with edging or having trouble getting the hang of it. Surgeon General's Warning: Edging may be habit forming and lead to incurable masturbation addiction; listen at your own risk.
Fucking my Penis 2007-05-24
A chronic masturbator doesn't fuck with his penis -- rather, he fucks his penis. [about 10 minutes]
It's OK, Admit It 2007-05-23
It's OK, admit it: you are addicted to masturbation. If you have recently realized that you are addicted, having trouble admitting it to yourself, or just suspect that you might be addicted, listen to this podcasturbation. It will help you recognize, admit, and accept your masturbation addiction.
Jennifer takes Richard in hand 2007-04-30
A musing and fantasy that will appeal to the ladies (I hope). How does a gentleman tell a lady who wants to bed him that he is a chronic masturbator? And what happens when he does?
It's Your Penis this Weekend 2007-04-16
A fantasy visit to a lady who likes them.
Couch Copulation 2007-03-23
This program may surprise you: I don't masturbate, I have sexual intercourse. OK, it's with a couch. But still, I penetrate and thrust just like a copulating male with a receptive female. Sometimes even a chronic masturbator like me just has to have a good fuck. 
Advice for the Ladies 2007-03-18
Most of my podcasturbations are male oriented, as only male addicted masturbators really understand how each other feels. In this program I offer some insight about male chronic masturbation to ladies who may have questions or concerns about the behavior of their partners. I respectfully offer ladies advice about how they may turn the solitary fixation of their partners into a positive dynamic that deepens and cements a relationship. I also masturbate up a storm while pontificating.
Stopping you-know-what 2007-03-10
"It's easy to stop masturbating -- I've stopped hundreds of times!" Sound familiar? My attempts at stopping (or even reducing) the masturbation habit have all met with failure. Moreover, in the process, the very act of stopping has become eroticized, so much so that I can not resist masturbating whenever I think about stopping. I lose before I even get to first base. But then, it's not whether you win or lose that counts, but how you play the game. (6.8MB, 29 minutes)
Solitary Masturbation 2007-02-18
An especially long and intense podcasturbation, intended for serious masturbators only. I ruminate on the loneliness of the long-distance masturbator, and his preference for solitary masturbation. Thoughts on secret embarrassing things we like to do when alone such as (attempts at) self-sucking, tasting our semen, silly wanking postures, penetrating household objects, thrusting, and confessing. (40:06, 9.8MB)
First Time Part 2 2007-02-16
When did you first realize that for you masturbation was more than recreation, more even than habit, and had become incurable addiction? I recount my own downward spiral. (17:06, 4.1MB)
Plastic Pussy Fucking 2007-02-14
Chronic masturbators are often pussy-challenged and feel more confident fucking the plastic ones. I discuss pussy fucking anxieties while giving my FleshLight a work out. (20:16, 4.9MB)
podcasturbation-2007-02-08.wma: First Times, Part 1
First Times, part 1. A longer and somewhat more coherent podcasturbation describing my early sexual history leading up to my first masturbatory orgasm. What, you've never put your penis in a vacuum cleaner hose? (23:49, 5.6MB)
podcasturbation-2007-02-05.wma: Teasing and Squirting
Teasing and Squirting. Random wanking fantasy about girls watching, teasing, and (gasp) putting me back in my chastity device. (4:49, 1.6MB)
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CFNM Squirt. A little quickie, my second of the day. It winds up being a mini-CFNM fantasy.
(1 min, 4MB)
podcasturbation-2007-01-24.wma
I might get caught. I am masturbating while I'm alone, but I expect to get interrupted. That got me to thinking about the "getting caught" theme again. Do I get to finish? Or am I caught with my pants down?
podcasturbation-2007-01-19.wma
Sneaky Masturbator. I'm supposed to be at a luncheon, but I can't resist sneaking off to masturbate in secret before I go. Want to sneak one with me? (12 minutes, 2.9MB)
podcasturbation-2007-01-18.wma
Quickie Jerk to Porn Pics. A quickie job when I have a few minutes alone. I masturbate to some big breast pics and tell you about my fantasies. Then count down to ejaculation. (11:01, 2.6MB)
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Getting Caught. Ramblings about getting caught with your pants down masturbating. (33:55 long, 8.1MB)
podcasturbation-2007-01-08.wma
Are you a masturbator? I begin masturbating, and encouraging you to join me. You are a chronic masturbator, aren't you? Otherwise, why are you reading this?
podcasturbation-2007-01-03.wma
Jacking to Jill (and Rob). I masturbate watching a video from robandjill.com, one of my favorite Orgasm Tease and Denial sites. Jill has Rob on the "Draining Table", and I drain myself right along with him. (18:18 long; 4.4MB)
podcasturbation-2006-12-31.wma
Fucking my FleshLight. I fuck my FleshLight plastic pussy toy, recording while I am on webcam, so some folks got to watch the recording session. But my full attention is on the audio; I tried to capture the pervy feelings I get when fucking a plastic pussy. (16:27 long; 4MB)
podcasturbation-2006-12-22.wma
Masturbating in front of my computer and musings on The Degrees of Masturbation Addiction. Some comments on what it feels like to be addicted to masturbation and pornography. (30 min. 5MB)
podcasturbation-2006-12-16.wma
My first attempt. Random babbling and gooning about masturbation, just to check out the recording process. (12 min. 3MB)