A Masturbatrix Fantasy in Three Chapters

Peter, in middle age, is a journalist working for your typical muck-racking news weekly. He and his assistant Meredith have been assigned to write an investigative story on DreamyCream Sperm Dairies, a commercial provider of human sperm. The company has grown rapidly with its highly proprietary technology for sperm collection, and is just about to go IPO, making a fortune for insiders and investors. However, there are persistent rumors of questionable methods, possibly including abuse and coercion of donors. In the course of his investigation, Peter receives an inside and first-hand introduction to DreamyCream's sperm production processes, with surprising but not wholly unsatisfying results.

Chapter 1: If you build it, they will cum.

The field of creams. Good fences make good neighbors. Modern Male Milking. The inside view. Abandon all clothes, ye males who enter here.

pf16-dreamycream-sperm-dairies-01.wma
(5MB, about 20 minutes.)

(Note: due to poor planning, the author does not ejaculate during the recording of chapter 1)

Chapter 2: Sperm Donation: Not a job, but an adventure.

DreamyCream's business model. Visiting the sperm production unit. An arousing good time was had by all. Got milk? Testicular hypertrophy, and its causes. Peter pauses to reflect, and the author pauses to ejaculate.

pf16-dreamycream-sperm-dairies-02.wma
(8.6MB, 36 minutes. Author ejaculates at 33:30)

Chapter 3: An ending, and a beginning.

Meredith lays on hands. A colleague ends his career. Donor Retirement and Severance Package. New Donor Training Room. A spin in the Trainer. Meredith's offer, and Peter makes a career change.

In two parts

pf16-dreamycream-sperm-dairies-03-A.wma
(5.4MB, 22 minutes)

pf16-dreamycream-sperm-dairies-03-B.wma
(6.3MB, 26 minutes. Author ejaculates at 24:30)

This concludes DreamyCream Sperm Dairies.

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